godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

(via lordcapulets)

clintbartony:

Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election

what are you talking about that’s not a plot twist it’s a highly likely situation

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nunderwater:

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

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toocooltobehipster:

has anybody ever realised that like there are no massive alicia keys fans

but nobody really hates her either

she’s just there and occasionally she brings out an alright song

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via shjtty-deactivated20131105)

bewbies:

remember when tumblr went down for five hours and there wasn’t any changes

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The biggest plot twist of all time:

tyleroakley:

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nicoosuxx:

decidement:

i think tumblr staff wanted to trick us so we would get a social life

(via l-u-n-4-r)